My hand does not love me and tried to kill me. I barely lived to tell the tale :’(
expbaronline: The Avengers Shot Challenge
Ingredients:
Captain America-
Grenadine
Blue curacao
Blueberry schnappsIron Man-
Grenadine
Blue curacao
Black Heart spiced rumThor-
Wild Turkey American Honey
Citrus VodkaHawkeye-
Grape Pucker
Captain Morgan: TattooThe Hulk:
Grape Pucker
Absinthe (NV Absinthe Verte used)Directions: For all shots, layer the ingredients in the order given (except for Thor, which should be stirred). If all the ingredients are chilled, it should be very easy to layer them.
A note from the creators and the ‘shot challenge’ explanation:
Happy Avengers Day one and all!! So the trick here is they get stronger the further you go down the list. We have the order very carefully placed and drinks carefully crafted to embody the heroes. We are using the movie universe avengers even though we are aware they were not the first avengers.
Captain America:
Doctor erskine was going to share blueberry schnapps with him, but he couldn’t have it. Also due to the advanced tissues on his organs he can’t get drunk, hence this shot is the weakest.
Iron man:
Tony stark has battled on and off with alcoholism so his tolerance for alcohol is high hence the high proof rum, yet he tries to not drink hence the grenadine to dilute the alcohol.
Thor:
He is a god. He drinks after battle and can handle his alcohol, yet human alcohol seems to affect him more hence he is the middle.
Hawkeye:
Just a normal human with unbelievable accuracy with all fire arms, bow being his weapon of choice. (p.s. Unlike the trailers we here at EXPbaronline do support Hawkeye and think he is bad ass)
Hulk:
He’s the Hulk, and as he so eloquently has stated in the past, “HULK AM THE STRONGEST THERE IS!!!!!” hence he is last.
So there you have it the avengers shot challenge. Enjoy.
Spcial thanks to Alex Stephenson this week for his amazing art for the avengers shots. Check out his hilarious web comic Narcolepsy inc.
Congrats to EXPbaronline on creating this great looking shot series! If you’re still hungry for more Avengers drinks, don’t forget about Black Widow’s cocktail. Remember, always be responsible while drinking.
What can i say other than… CHALLENGE EXCEPTED :D
Most People either treat you like a piece of meat, or a robot. To all those people, I say this. Fuck you and your narrow minds, I am human, I have thoughts and feelings. I get happy, I get sad, I cry, laugh, joke, even get angry. At the end of the day, if you can’t even have the effort to care for that, and only see your ends and means and goals, then maybe I’m not the robot.
“
Wow
Does this: *Gets home, raids Fridge*
Says this: Ooooh, my fave beer, thanks mum and kev <3
Does this: *Casually steals one*
Mum: Is that Joe's car?
Does this: *remembers step brother is coming and he loves the beer*
Result: My parents don't realise that Peroni isn't just for Joe visits
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I mean, why have we all taken it upon ourselves to judge others so brutally, and belittle and berate them. We live in a society in which belittling others is a way to be popular, which then has people belittling you to do the same. It’s a vicious cycle of violent opinions. I mean, I’m not saying take free speech, but at least offer constructive criticism, not just “Thats gay bro” or “You’re fucking shit.” A compliment or constructive criticism can go a long way for someone, and make them feel better. Could even save a life :)
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